Welcome to my trash life

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
valgoberga
juilan

A white person learning another language in the United States is a person looking to build a résumé.

A person of color learning English in the United States is a person looking to be treated like a human being.

It is not the same thing.

juilan

Keep reblogging this white people are getting mad because they don’t know the difference between learning a language because it’s fun or to put it on applications and learning a language so you won’t get treated like garbage by everyone

bob-belcher
officialunitedstates

once I get married my wife and I are going to get a seasons pass at one of the theme parks near us and we’re going to slowly bring more and more stuff into the park and stash it all there.  a tent, blankets, generators, cans of oil, crackers, and peanut butter.  soon we can live our lives completely in the park.  at nighttime we’ll drive around in the bumper cars and knock over the dippin dots stands

valgoberga
weather-peen

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

trixiespads

NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”

xeniawarriorprincesa

Look we WANT to talk to our dog in a puppy voice but we can’t because he gets so excited that he pees himself so we gotta talk to him like he’s a man so we don’t clean up his piss all day